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I punched a child trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a robin a pigeon a rat 🐀 a magpie a duck 🦆 a coot a crow a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨
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