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Superhero
I
punched
a child
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
garlic cloves
rice pudding
chicken wings
ice-cream cones
Pringles
taramasalata
cat biscuits
gherkins
pizza
baked beans
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