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Superhero
I
kicked
a surgeon
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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peppercorns
mashed potato
iceberg lettuce
rice krispies
avocados
chocolate chips
spinach
tinned tuna
hummus
cat biscuits
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