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I kicked a dentist trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a goose a pigeon a rat 🐀 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a robin a koala 🐨
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