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I kicked a tramp trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a coot a magpie a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a robin a blackbird
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