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I kicked a TV personality trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crow a rat 🐀 a pigeon a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a goose

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