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I kicked a TV personality trying to throw prawn crackers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a magpie a coot a swan 🦢 a squirrel a blackbird a duck 🦆

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