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I kicked a Gambian spy trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a goose a crow a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝

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