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I kicked a Gambian spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a coot a rat 🐀 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a squirrel

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