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I kicked an Equatorial Guinean spy trying to throw Marmite at …

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a swan 🦢 a robin a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a crow a duck 🦆 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon

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