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I kicked an Equatorial Guinean spy trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a robin a swan 🦢 a crow a pigeon a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a coot
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