Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I kicked a Dominican spy trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a blackbird a rat 🐀 a crow a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a robin a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a duck 🦆

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.