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Superhero
I
kicked
a Burmese
spy
trying to throw
hamburger relish
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a swan 🦢
a duck 🦆
a crow
a robin
a mouse 🐁
a goose
a squirrel
a blackbird
a magpie
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