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I kicked a Citizen of Vanuatu spy trying to throw bananas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a goose a blackbird a koala 🐨 a magpie

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