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I kicked a Tanzanian spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a robin a rat 🐀 a goose a pigeon a magpie a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝

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