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I kicked a Tanzanian spy trying to throw yoghurt at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a magpie a pigeon a coot a goose a squirrel a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a crow
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