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I kicked a Sammarinese spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a robin a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a blackbird a goose a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢

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