Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I kicked a Pitcairn Islander spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a coot a pigeon a magpie a swan 🦢

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.