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Superhero
I
kicked
a Pitcairn Islander
spy
trying to throw
hummus
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀
a pigeon
a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a squirrel
a robin
a crow
a goose
a swan 🦢
a koala 🐨
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