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Superhero
I
kicked
a Barbadian
spy
trying to throw
shrimp
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a blackbird
a swan 🦢
a robin
a mouse 🐁
a pigeon
a goose
a raccoon 🦝
a crow
a squirrel
a koala 🐨
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