Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
kicked
a Peruvian
spy
trying to throw
bananas
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆
a blackbird
a pigeon
a koala 🐨
a magpie
a goose
a squirrel
a coot
a raccoon 🦝
a crow
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