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I kicked a Papua New Guinean spy trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a robin a swan 🦢 a crow a squirrel a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a goose a magpie a koala 🐨
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