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I kicked a Niuean spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a rat 🐀 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a magpie a robin a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird

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