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I kicked a Nigerian spy trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a coot a magpie a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a goose a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a squirrel

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