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I kicked a Mozambican spy trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a duck 🦆 a magpie a robin a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a coot a blackbird a koala 🐨
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