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I kicked a Mozambican spy trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a pigeon a duck 🦆 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a coot a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a crow
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