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Superhero
I
kicked
a Bahamian
spy
trying to throw
candy floss
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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a pigeon
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a goose
a magpie
a duck 🦆
a swan 🦢
a koala 🐨
a mouse 🐁
a crow
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