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Superhero
I
kicked
a Bahamian
spy
trying to throw
tinned frankfurters
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a pigeon
a goose
a swan 🦢
a duck 🦆
a blackbird
a magpie
a mouse 🐁
a robin
a coot
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