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I kicked a Maldivian spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

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a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a blackbird a magpie a rat 🐀 a pigeon a mouse 🐁

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