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I kicked an Azerbaijani spy trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a crow a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a squirrel a duck 🦆 a blackbird a robin a goose
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