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I kicked an Azerbaijani spy trying to throw pitted olives at …

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a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a coot

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