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I kicked a Liechtenstein citizen spy trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

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a goose a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a squirrel a pigeon

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