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I kicked a Latvian spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a goose a swan 🦢 a coot a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a magpie a raccoon 🦝

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