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I kicked an Austrian spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a crow a squirrel a rat 🐀 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird

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