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Superhero
I
kicked
a Kosovan
spy
trying to throw
yoghurt
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a goose
a pigeon
a koala 🐨
a magpie
a rat 🐀
a duck 🦆
a robin
a blackbird
a crow
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