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I kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw prawns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a crow a robin a swan 🦢

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