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I kicked a milkman trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a coot a goose a squirrel a rat 🐀 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a magpie a raccoon 🦝

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