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I kicked a taxi driver trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a magpie a duck 🦆 a squirrel a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a goose a rat 🐀 a coot a robin
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