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I kicked a taxi driver trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a robin a pigeon a koala 🐨 a magpie a blackbird a goose a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a crow
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