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I kicked a taxi driver trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a coot a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a magpie a goose
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