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I kicked a taxi driver trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a blackbird a swan 🦢 a crow a mouse 🐁 a coot a pigeon a koala 🐨 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a robin
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