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I kicked a train driver trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a pigeon a crow a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a magpie a coot a squirrel a mouse 🐁
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