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I kicked a sailor trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a goose a squirrel a coot a pigeon a crow a robin
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