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I kicked a sailor trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a coot a duck 🦆 a pigeon a robin a magpie a goose a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁
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