Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Superhero
I
kicked
a sailor
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
avocados
rice pudding
yoghurt
gherkins
sunflower seeds
Marmite
hamburger relish
garlic cloves
spinach
bananas
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.