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Superhero
I
kicked
a sailor
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tinned tuna
pitted olives
taramasalata
peanuts
mashed potato
garlic cloves
shrimp
candy floss
porridge
lemons
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