Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Tickle time
I stopped off to tickle
a lonely
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
milkman
taxi driver
shepherd
child
tramp
policewoman
farmer
policeman
a spy
pilot
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.