Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Iraqi …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rhinoceros 🦏 hyena 🐺 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 warthog 🐗 wild boar 🐗 crocodile 🐊 cheetah 😺 lion 🦁 hippo 🦛 tiger 🐯

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