Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Indian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hyena 🐺 venomous snake 🐍 lynx 😺 cow 🐮 ostrich 🐦 wild boar 🐗 turkey 🦃 lion 🦁 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 elephant 🐘

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