Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Honduran …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pufferfish 🐡 lion 🦁 turkey 🦃 cow 🐮 warthog 🐗 velociraptor 🦖 lynx 😺 hyena 🐺 rhinoceros 🦏 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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