Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Haitian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cow 🐮 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 tiger 🐯 hippo 🦛 elephant 🐘 wild boar 🐗 cheetah 😺 lynx 😺 bear 🐻 hyena 🐺

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