Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Haitian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

crocodile 🐊 lion 🦁 hippo 🦛 ostrich 🐦 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 warthog 🐗 turkey 🦃 pufferfish 🐡 bull 🐮 cheetah 😺

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